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ABOUT US
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We are the kings and queens of the jungle.
We are the dirt eaters, the knee scrapers, the blood wranglers.
The Lord of the Flies is but a dream of a dream in a world of communally filthy toenails and empty sardine tins.
We eat worms for breakfast and drink mud for lunch.
At night our world turns to inverted chaos. We are a wild flock, singing and dancing to the stars of the black sea below.
We poison the ivy and bumble the bees. We scratch at the itch for the freedom of childhood. And we will never grow up.
We are The Pudgy Pies.
THE PUDGY PIES
There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen.
-Maurice Sendak
Where the Wild Things Are
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